Artist/Band: Truckers Drive-By Tabs
Song: The President's Penis Is Missing Tab
The President's Penis is Missing
By Drive-by Truckers
Written By Patterson Hood
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/28/2004
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�They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill
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They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
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We called every scholar, reporter, and genius
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Has anyone seen the President�s penis?�
�It ain�t in the Congress or Judiciary
It ain�t in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone seen the President�s penis?�
Chorus:
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�The Presiden�ts penis is missing, ole��
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We searched high and low, every night, every day
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Lord, won�t you come down and redeem us
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Has anyone seen the President�s penis�
�Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80�s we elected one missing his brain
George Washington caught a cold he couldn�t explain
And we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson�s name�
�Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn�t no square
With that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn�t care
And John Kennedy�s penis was seen everywhere�
Chorus
�Them outer space people would laugh if they�d seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we�re more concerned with the President�s penis�
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