Artist/Band: Boland Jason Tabs
Song: A. Hole Tab
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I�m just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I�m your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football, porno, and books about war
I�ve got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that�s just ain�t enough
To keep a man like me interested
(Oh no. No way. Uh uh.)
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else�s expense
(Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.)
I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane
People behind me, are goin� insane.
I�m an A*****e
I�m an A*****e
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime sayin� �How about this heat?�
I�m an A*****e
I�m an A*****e
Sometimes I park, in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people, make handicapped faces.
I�m an A*****e
I�m an A*****e
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Maybe I shouldn�t be singin� this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they�re right when they tell me I�m wrong
(NAHHH.)
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I�m an A*****e
I�m an A*****e
(Spoken)
You know what I�m gonna do
I�m gonna get a 1967 Chevy El Dorado convertible
With whale-skin hubcaps, an all-leather cow interior
and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
And I�m gonna drive around in that thing at 115 miles an hour,
Gettin� one mile per gallon, eattin� cheeseburgers from McDonalds
in the old-fashioned, non-biodegradeable styrofoam containers.
And when I�m done suckin� down those greaseball burgers,
And wipe my mouth on the American flag,
And I�m gonna throw the containers right out the side, and there�s not a
damn thing anybody can do about it, cause we still got the bombs.
Two words, nuclear f**kin� weapons alright.
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want,
They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiennamen
Square, and it gonna make a damn bit of difference, because we got the bombs.
John Wayne�s not dead, he�s frozen! And as soon as we can figure out a cure for cancer,
We�re gonna thaw out the Duke and the Dukes gonna be pretty pissed off!
You know why, you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that s**t by fifteen million and that�s how pissed the Duke�s gonna be.
And I�m gonna get the Duke, and Lee Marvin, and John Casavetti and a case of Irish Whiskey,
And I�m , WHAT?
(Hey. Hey. Hey. HEY! You know you really are an A*****e.)
Why don�t ya just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I�m an A*****e
I�m an A*****e
A, S, S, H, O, L, E
Everybody A, S, S, H, O, L, E
(Spoken)
I�m an A*****e, and I�m proud of it.
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